A rag-tag band of misfit Colombians form a family unit, and win over the hearts of America! As we learn of Papi's fantastical fiascos, we also discover Mami is unprofitably ill, Andres decides to go gay, Guiga gains a powerful Addiction, and Mauricio wants to be a nun. What is up with this Family?

Convinced he had been abducted by aliens, Gustavo Guapo AKA Papi creates the cult of the Neon Gospel, with angry protestors on one side, and pompous aliens on the other! And who will win in an explosive impromptu court battle where injustice runs amok while lady liberty sings her swan song?!

Episode 3: Rise for the Goovenator

Unable to believe Guapo's startling revelations, the family and the town of San Peligro support Shwartzberg Arnoldhammer's Goovenatorial campaign. Can Guapo stop the Goovenator from running amok? No need to watch, he can't!

Episode 4: Chocolate K-9 Companion

The Guapo's are introduced to their newest family memeber, Rufus the dog; but, Mauricio suspects there may be something more to this K-9 companion than meets the eye!

Episode 5: Jumbiliah Jones and the Pilgrimage of Peril

Guapo buts heads with his arch rival Jumbiliah Jones, as they race to discover the secret of the douschbag of Magdelyn. Special guest Jesus (hey-Zeus) Lopez Jr., the son of CHRIST himself!

Episode 6: Adam and an evening at the Improv

King Kong, Golliath, step aside! The biblical Adam newly ressurected from his arctic tomb does a little soul searching. He decides it's time to settle down, and Guiga is gonna be his new eve.

Episode 7: Santana-Claus Island

Papi, who is a big Santana music fan, decides to take the whole family to the super star's island resort. little did they know, Santana has a plot to steal christmas.

Episode 8: Curse of the
Vampire Jig

When Gypsy comes down with a strange flu, a new anti-biotic may hold the answer to everyone's prayers. But when she can't stop dancing, vampirism might be the cause. Meanwhile, at school, first period earns a different meaning for Guiga than it does for Papi!

Episode 9: When the Toll Troll Tolls

Upon weed sucsession, Andres and Tony have an inquisitive encounter with the Toll Troll. Can they come through with their payment, or will the repo-man rear his ugly head?

Mauricio's new friend Vito Bonito agrees to spend the night. The boys tease him about monsters under the bed, all in good fun. Or is it?

Episode 12: Ricky Rat and the Sexcapades

After learning all the wonders of sexual education, Andres and Tony form a cartoon sex comic series that is an instant hit at their school. Mr. Tippytoes is outraged, but intrigued. When Miss Gnomes finds out, she will stop at nothing to end their charades. Greatfully, all this sex talk is making Misty Meanstrom smitten for Andres, and we may never know which way he swings!

Episode 13: Wisneyworld

The ultimate season finale premiere that goes out with a big band! A surprise visit by Guapo's old pal Sefyroth inspires a vacation to Wisneyworld, where Papi has a mission of his own. What is it? Why, to stop money-man super-genius Dalton von Wisney and his sidekick Epcox, of course! And the shocking conclusion: Will Mami survive the series? Will Papi survive the mission? Is Epcox really Hitler? Stay Tuned!